CARRODEK

This website contains explicit language and general foulness

Here you will find information about my projects as well as web links and various other things

If you have managed to acquire one of my official CDs, congratulations! Send me an email to [PLACEHOLDER: email address not yet assigned, contact me elsewhere] with proof of ownership and you may recieve a digitally autographed & digitally personalized digital copy of a special secret song from my special secret album "Kane & Lynch 3: Bohemian Ecstatic" as a secret special reward just for you!

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THERE ARE SEVERAL HIGH CONTROL GROUPS WHICH MADE PLEDGES BEFORE I WAS BORN PROMISING TO TAKE DOWN ANY WEBSITE I WILL EVER CREATE AND BECAUSE OF THIS YOU SHOULD MAKE ARCHIVES IF YOU WISH FOR THIS PROJECT TO REMAIN PUBLICLY AVAILABLE

Your bootlegging of my art is appreciated! Feel free to show me your work!

If you would like to arrange an interview, collaboration, or live performance (physical, digital, spiritual, or other) it's best to email me directly.

You can reach me at [PLACEHOLDER: email address not yet assigned, please contact me elsewhere]

Do not expect an immediate response.

Carrodek-related web links are up here

My Bandcamp can be found at https://carrodek.bandcamp.com/ (I put most of my music on here, this website is awesome!)

My YouTube can be found at https://www.youtube.com/@Carrodek (I put all sorts of stuff on here. Most of it isn't music. If one of my songs isn't allowed on bandcamp I'll probably put it here instad. YouTube is a garbage website!)

My Twitch can be found at https://www.twitch.tv/carrodek (I almost never use this. Twitch is a garbage website!)

My Tumblr blog where the Samsonadze's webcomic is hosted can be found at https://carrodek.tumblr.com (this is literally just for free web hosting, I am not active on Tumblr)

You should assume that any web pages or social media profiles not listed above are neither owned nor managed by me.

Character usage guidelines (time to get serious for a sec)

As you might expect, some of my works include my own characters. There is one on this web page. You are free to utilize my characters in as explicit and/or grotesque a fashion as you please so long as you abide by the guidelines stated below. As long you are willing to avoid depicting my characters in ways that will likely cause me discomfort, you have no need to notify me or ask for my permission before including any of them in your artworks. This applies to works of any medium.

Clicking the text reading "traumatize me cap'n" below will show some lists of subjects that you should avoid when using my characters if you want to stay in my good graces. The text contained in these lists is not sanitized and may be triggering to some readers.

TRAUMATIZE ME CAP'N
If what you are making is sexually explicit, fetishistic, or suggestive then I ask that you avoid depicting the following:
UNDERAGE CHARACTERS (THOSE WHICH ARE OR APPEAR TO BE UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE), NONSAPIENT OR NONANTHROPROMORPHIZED ANIMALS, INCEST, RAPE, DUBIOUS/QUESTIONABLE CONSENT, MURDER, INTENTIONAL INFLICTIONS OF UNWANTED PAIN AND/OR SUFFERING, NONCONSENSUAL INTOXICATION, REAL-WORLD VIOLENCE, UNAUTHORIZED USE OF LIKENESSES

If what you are making contains graphic violence but is not sexually explicit, fetishistic, or suggestive then I ask that you avoid depicting the following:
UNDERAGE CHARACTERS (THOSE WHICH ARE OR APPEAR TO BE UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE), NONSAPIENT OR NONANTHROPROMORPHIZED ANIMALS, NONCONSENSUAL INTOXICATION, REAL-WORLD VIOLENCE, UNAUTHORIZED USE OF LIKENESSES

NOTE: I do not abide by Lore Shenanigans and make all judgements based on the "I Know It When I See It" principle.

These guidelines are subject to change. More subjects may be added to these lists in the future.

These guidelines are not necessarily based on my ethical beliefs; they are only here to keep me comfortable.

If you aren't sure if what you plan on making follows these guidelines, please ask me for clarification.

There may be some rare instances in which I will grant permission for somebody to bypass one more more restrictions for an art piece. Do not ask me for this. It will find you if I feel that you can be trusted with it.

If you ignore these guidelines I will assume you are being malicious and you can expect to be blocked. If you want to expose yourself as a creep who loves to violate people's boundaries then I can't stop you, but you won't have much to gain from it since I do not pay attention to attention-seekers.

Below you will find some old ASCII art of one of my fursonas (Mev Rjienrlwey). This will eventually be replaced with a reference image depicting their updated design. 

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INTERESTING FACTOID: No security camera can detect your identity while you are wearing a fursuit of Mev as long as the fursuit is constructed properly

Information about Willt

Willt is one of those avant-garde vocoder-based furry synth operas. You do not enjoy it. This is my favorite project by far, and it's what I've been spending most of my time on.

This project is incomplete. When completed, Willt will consist of seven albums and two singles: 

    -Intro
    --Prologue
    --Chapter one
    --Chapter two
    --Chapter three
    --Chapter four
    --Chapter five
    --Epilogue
    -Outro

Information about ACORN OF REGRET

ACORN OF REGRET is a series of three albums with an accomponying piece of software. This project is incomplete; one piece of software is still in development.

ACORN OF REGRET PART ONE : REPUGNANCE is avalable for digital download, and there exist nine official CDs of this album which are not for sale but you might find them somewhere.

ACORN OF REGRET PART TWO: TRANSCENDENCE is avalable for digital download. Nine official CDs have been made. I will not sell you one. I will not send you one in the mail. You must go outside and start looking.

ACORN OF REGRET PART THREE :ACCEPTANCE is avalable for digital download. Nine official CDs have been made. You will never find the ninth.

Information about I AM ANTIMATTER

Intoxicated home studio session combined with recycled scraps, mixed and mastered in Audacity. This album sucks, don't buy it!

Information about Samsonadze's

Samsonadze's is a VOMIT PUNK offshoot formatted as a webcomic. If the phrase "Jacking off to your vent art" makes you feel an emotion, Samsonadze's is perfect for you. Samsonadze's can be viewed at https://carrodek.tumblr.com

Information about VOMIT PUNK

IN THE AGE OF THE 2025 AND THE TIME OF PEOPLE LIKE DONALD J TRUMP IN OUR OFFICE IT IS IMPORTANT THAT WE MUST ESTABLISH THE BRAND NEW STYLE VOMIT PUNK

THE INITIATIVE OF VOMIT PUNK IS AS FOLLOWS: HAVE AUTISTIC SWAG BEYOND THE LIMIT I NOW SEEK TO HAVE AUTISTIC+TRANSFUR SWAG, ASSOCIATE WITH UNDESIRABLE ARTISTS AFTER YE WEST HAS INSULTED MY GENITALIA I NO LONGER FOLLOW THIS INITIATIVE, RECLAIM SLURS THIS HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED! GOOD JOB VOMITPUNKIFIERS

Information about tax free sacred teachings one hundred percent

tax free sacred teachings one hundred percent is an EP. It is available for digital download. There is only one official CD of this EP and I put it on some pipes on hollywood boulevard. I have no idea what happened to it.

Information about Church of Theistic Antitheism

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The Ellis Sigil is not in unicode so I have to settle for This Thing

this doctrine is still in development

Church of Theistic Antitheism I.V

come one come all to the divine circus

we are the ringleaders we are the freaks

join us in madness and we'll twirl with joy

the world is a stage so let's put on a show

TODO: Church Email (there will one day be many email addresses on this website that you can use to contact me but you must be patient for the time being)